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哑女菊香出生在一个新加坡土生华人大家庭，温柔漂亮更有一手好厨艺和女红，由于是姨太太所生而身份低贱。在日军南下前夕，她被安排嫁给一位富有峇峇当妾，却不甘命运安排而逃婚，巧遇一名日本青年摄影师山本洋介，最终两人私定终身。战争爆发后，菊香夫妻不幸遇难身亡，留下孤苦伶仃的女儿月娘。月娘逃到外祖父家，在外婆的督导下，继承了娘惹的厨艺、女红，长成像她母亲一样娇俏的少女。战后外祖父一家逃难回来，月娘就像当年的母亲一样，被歧视、毒打、折磨，为了保护外婆，她忍辱负重。由于一次误打误撞，她结识了“身无分文”的小司机陈锡，此后两人来往不断。原来陈锡出生名门，隐瞒身份与月娘交往，却被她的纯真、善良和坚强感动，对她一往情深。由于身份地位悬殊，各自的家庭不断施压，两人决定私奔，但命运却让他们一次又一次地错过。祝英台（梁小冰饰）女扮男装远赴尼山书院求学，途中与乐善助人的梁山伯（罗志祥饰）相识，二人惺惺相惜义结金兰。在尼山书院中，马文才（陈嘉辉饰）心狠手辣，路秉章（霍正奇饰）嫉恶如仇，娄敬文（九孔饰）老是因英台娘娘腔而嘲笑她。所有日常的吃喝拉撒睡，甚至洗澡都是大伙儿一起行动，原为女儿身的英台因此闹了不少笑话。为了使自己不被人识破，英台跟男生一同吐口水，开口说粗话、打架、踢球，处处表现得比男人还男人。一连串令人拍案叫绝的搞笑故事由此展开。解放军从死人堆里救了酷似“学生”的吉美娟，并收留到卫生所作卫生员。副政委左严华对年轻美丽的吉美娟产生了爱意，而吉美娟却被团长马玉良的魅力深深地打动……吴匪第二大队队长曹泽英趁解放军袭击展希方部的时候，从独立团副政委左严华手中劫持了展希芳的洋太太及部队家眷迫使展希芳投奔自己，台湾当局为使展希芳能取代吴南山，先以情报技术支持为名派女谍报员丽娜到吴南山的匪巢，后又派出谍报精英“特派员”，马龙协助吴南山，实际是寻找机会与展希芳联系推翻吴南山。In the scanning state, the file cannot be operated, neither can it be paused nor deleted, but can only wait for the scanning to complete. After the scan is completed, judging from the MD5 value of the file, if it is confirmed that the file already exists in the server, it directly jumps to the upload completion state. If the size of the file exceeds the maximum allowed upload, or the file is corrupted, the upload failure state is skipped. Only in the rest of the case will it enter the upload state. During the upload process, you can click the Pause button to pause the upload. After pause, clicking the same button will continue the upload. In the process of scanning and uploading, clicking the Delete button is invalid. Only after pausing, uploading is completed and uploading fails can the file be deleted.个性天真率直的龙女（袁洁莹 饰）尝试到人间学习施雨的方法，而她必须化身为人。她本想在繁华的人间到处游玩，却深深吸引住了乐善好施的叶希（陈浩民 饰），两人展开了一段“人龙爱恋”。但“人龙相恋，必遭天遣”，导致状况百出，一发不可收拾，但他们还是热爱着对方。另一方面，与叶希一起长大的周处（钱嘉乐 饰）虽然武功高强，但性格刚烈。他一度认为龙是万恶之源，立志要以屠龙为己任。一次正当他上山屠龙之际，竟被他误救出了美丽的新月公主（张燊悦 饰），不久便展开了一段若即若离的感情。没想到的是新月公主竟然也喜欢上了叶希，一段四角关系应该如何解决？Due to the priority of CDR, double violence is not as full as other professions. During the simulation calculation, it is estimated (58% and 430%) after full value double crit-6% crit-50% crit.